Recession: Who drank them? Ta lo mu? Onye Nuru Ha?

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Recession did not affect the drinking habits if many Nigerians. On daily basis, the beer-parlours are always filled and  bubbling with people. Nigerians can enjoy life for Africa, no matter the circumstances.  That is what makes us Nigerians.


Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion in 2016 while Guinness is

expected to record sales of N275 billion totaling almost =N=600 Billion (About $3billion) which is about 3% of our GDP.

That is about 3 billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170 million people is about 200 bottles per person a year.

The average Nigerian is either a Christian or a Muslim.

*Both religions enjoined adherents to avoid alcohol.*

So, who drank =N=600 billion worth of alcohol in one year?

A country with more churches and mosques than anywhere else on the continent.

*Please who drank it?*

This is interesting because it does not include sales from other breweries, Paraga and Other Assorted foreign and local drinks like Ogogoro,

Ogidiga,

Rega,

Orimalu,

Jedi,

Monkeytail,

Palm wine,

Dongoyaro,

Alomo,

Agbara,

Babyoku,

Laliga,

Kerewa,

Striker, Etc.

If these are added, *only God knows...!*

*But please answer me...*

*Just plsss tell me because we are shouting 'RECESSION!RECESSION!!RECESSION!!!*

*Who drank ALL these????🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
I'm Lucy Osuizigbo. A graduate of Mass Communication, now a Journalist, with special interest in Health, Environment, Gender and Poltics. I'm simple, passionate, all about self development and I'm the Journalist's Journalist

Comments

  1. Kikachukwu Chukwuji9 January 2017 at 07:19

    They evaporated,trust me...lol.
    We may have churches & mosques but in truth we are mostly pretencious.

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